Samstag, 31. Oktober 2009

Gems of wisdom from Lil Wayne's new mix tape

Lil Wayne is going to jail. But before that happens, he released a new mixtape. LIstening to this and paying attention to the lyrics can reveal some gems of wisdom and hilarity.



















Ugh, now let me start by saying
I don’t like this beat
But I weather the storm
I’m a lightning streak
Weezy F Baby
I do it big wave me
Crazy freaky bitches try to Cirque du Soleil me



Got some new bitches
Tyrell got em laughin
The one that gave me head
Can suck the nails outta caskets

Fucking with me is like stepping on the tail of a dragon

Wet pussy is my cabin
More bitches than a pageant
I keep my house full
Nigga call me Bob Saget

Donnerstag, 29. Oktober 2009

poems

Poems are really
well
written sentences
divided into
separate
lines that
make them more difficult
to read.

Sonntag, 25. Oktober 2009

procrastination

So I've had this assignment for like 5 weeks. I just finished it. I had all of Fall Break when all I had to do was work, not go to class and two Saturdays when I didn't have work or class. I put it off until just now. All day yesterday I avoided working on it. It took me all of 20 minutes to finish. Did I mention it was due Friday? I just got off work. After an exhausting 8 hour work day with no break, I finally sat myself down and finished it.

Now what?

Freitag, 23. Oktober 2009

the morning so far...

My first clue was that it was still dark outside when I walked downstairs. I thought about how daylight savings time is coming up and how it'll probably be dark when I get up from now on. My next clue was that the coffee machine (which was set for 7) didn't turn on. I sighed and turned it on and put some toast in the toaster. My next clue was that my computer clock said 6:35, then my phone clock and the clock next to the stereo. I thought about when I set my alarm last night. The past two days, it's gone off at 7:20 so I wanted to set it back to 7:00. Somewhere along the way, something went wrong.

More recently, I heard my toast pop up in the kitchen. I walked into a big cloud of smoke. The toaster was set on bagel and cooked the little piece of toast to oblivion. It was so torched that it hissed when I ran water over it. So now, I've got my coffee and toast and close to an hour to kill before I have to leave for work. The project that was due today is still not complete. It's close, but not quite there. Oh well.

The house is so quiet and cold, the world so dark outside.

I dreamed about having a conversation with my dad about conception. It had something to do with how art doesn't ask to be created. A story has no say in whether or not it's creator writes it. Then I said that parents should think about that when they have children. From the moment of conception, there's life and the creator has a responsibility to it, just like when art is created. Creators should not take creation lightly. Then for some reason "John Brown's Body" got stuck in my head.

John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave, /|
John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
But his soul goes marching on.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah, /|
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
His soul goes marching on.

He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord, /|
He's gone to be a soldier in the Army of the Lord,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:

John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back, /
John Brown's knapsack is strapped upon his back,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:

John Brown died that the slaves might be free, /
John Brown died that the slaves might be free,
His soul goes marching on.
Chorus:

The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down, /
The stars above in Heaven now are looking kindly down,
His soul goes marching on.

Donnerstag, 22. Oktober 2009

school

It's 7:48 in the morning. I've got a cup of coffee and some cinnamon raisin toast. I've got a big day ahead of me. But the good news is, I don't have to work. I've got tutoring, then I'm going to write up my journal entries, then edit my story for Reading, then start working on the independent project for Social Studies. Then class, then working on the project until its done, or I give up. School is getting to be a pain in my ass.

Mittwoch, 21. Oktober 2009

break

I'm on my break at work. I'm sitting in the front of the store with the sunshine beaming in. I feel tired. Yesterday I ended up driving to Salem three times. I went to South Salem to tutor. Then, I got breakfast and drove home. I watched TV, took a nap, took a shower and got ready for class. I drove back to Salem in time for my 1:10 class. The professor had a flat tire and wouldn't be there. We did a pointless little peer editing thing and that was it. It was 1:30 and I didn't have work until 5. I considered what to do. I could spend a fruitless 3.5 hours sitting around the library, I considered checking out a book and sitting at the coffee shop and reading it, but all of this seemed like a waste of time.

I drove back to Roanoke once again. I started working on my Unit project for Social Studies. I went to Ukrops to get some lunch. And I figured, since everything is 20% off I'd buy some condoms. Just in case I ever get laid. I bought some sushi (which wasn't that great) and drove into Salem for work. Yada yada yada, I'm really hungover today. I split a pitcher with Peanut and we talked about work. It seems like I only ever talk to people from work anymore.

I have to do an independent project for Social Studies tomorrow that I should have done over Spring Break. Hopefully it won't take that long.

Class until 5:30 after work. I really want to skip it...might as well go. I haven't skipped a single class since I started back. I should do that one of these days. It sounds like fun.

Dienstag, 20. Oktober 2009

crazy

What a crazy, crazy day. I drove into Salem 3 times today. I ate pizza and drank beer while on the clock and didn't even have a full class period. I'm listening to the Decembrists' "The Crane Wife." This album is amazing! I should never let myself forget that. When I lived in Salem, I used to wake up to this album everyday. Loving life now... probably not in the morning.

Montag, 19. Oktober 2009

Fireworks




















I'm sitting in the library, killing time between work and class. It's getting colder in here. I'm listening to one of my favorite songs off one of my favorite albums. "Fireworks" by Animal Collective (from 2007's Strawberry Jam). I don't know why I love this song so much. I think the piano/vocal melody just fills me with joy. I don't use that word very often when describing a song, or the way a song makes me feel. Maybe it's too generic, or too strong a word. But it's appropriate for this song.

Fall break is over. All that remains is the headlong rush towards Christmas break, then student teaching. I can't wait until January.

Halloween is only 12 days away. I still don't know what I'm going to be or what I'm going to do. Probably nothing. I definitely want to hand out candy on the front porch again. That was a lot of fun last year.

Two more hours until class starts. I guess I should do some homework or something.

Sonntag, 18. Oktober 2009

Peanut

I worked with Peanut tonight at the coffee shop. She's one of those people that when I get around her, we just laugh. The more I laugh, the more she laughs. Today, we started laughing when the steam wand spewed steamed milk everywhere. It went all over the counter and the flavor syrup bottles. I said, "It's looks like a snowman got shot" and we lost it. We laughed for like 20 minutes about that. We talked about our lives in Salem and the coffee shop and how much it has affected our lives.

I told her she's where I was when I was 22. Night manager at the coffee shop. We talked about her future and the future of the coffee shop if both of us ever leave forever. We share that common love for the place and the fear of what it could become. I had forgotten how much I like her. She could always affect my mood when I went into work. We used to only work together for about an hour a day and if she was in a good mood, that set the tone for the rest of my day. I remember when she was mad at me and I was miserable at work. It didn't matter who else was working with me that day.

We started closing together on Sundays. I realized how much fun work could be. We didn't worry about finishing everything by 10 o'clock or following my usual closing schedule, we just talked and had fun. I told her that she's been able to get as far as she has in life because of who she is. Because she's such a good person, a hard work and so good to be around, she has been able to get and keep jobs at Mac and Bobs and the coffee shop.

I wish I could work with her everyday. She makes me smile while I'm at work and even thinking of working with he makes me smile. She's what I love about Salem and what I'll miss most when I move one. When I'll be able to walk into the coffee shop and not know a single person working there. They'll have no idea how many countless hours I've spent at that place. But everyone has memories about places. Eventually, attachments to places fade and there's nothing left but memories. For now, though I'm attached to that place and to Peanut.

Samstag, 17. Oktober 2009

Where the Wild Things Are

I stood outside the theater waiting on Brett, Reid and Jenny. I watched the people go by, stunned, smiling, laughing, disillusioned. They were not the rowdy laughs of kids dangling off their mother, but older kids. Not quite adults, but somewhere in the range of 18-30 years old. The hype for this movie began over the summer. I got chills when I saw the trailer for it during the new Harry Potter movie and Arcade Fire's "Wake Up" was playing over stunning images of wild things running, jumping, smashing trees and having a general rumpus.

Then the ads started popping up on music blog sites like Pitchfok.com and Stereogum.com. The soundtrack was to be done by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Karen O. It was clear that this movie was being sold to another group of kids...Indie Kids.

The movie itself has great indie appeal. A child, rebellious of his mom, distant from his unseen father, seeks to escape from a world where he is mis-understood and under-appreciated. He lives in fear that the sun will die and comes to the conclusion that he too would eventually die. He makes an attempt at contact by starting a snowball fight with his sister and her cooler, older friends. He makes a connection, and for a while everyone is laughing and you get the sense that the world isn't all tragedy. Then, one of the older kids jumps and lands on Max's igloo with him inside, destroying it and leaving him in tears.

He reacts passively, by destroying her room and smashing a gift he had given his older sister. Then, he curls up in his bed to pout about it. I was the youngest of three so that happened to me more times than I can even count. Even today, I occasionally feel that need to connect with other people, that need to reach out and be a part of a crowd or the need to feel cool. The pain of rejection doesn't ever change no matter how old you get.

The appeal of sailing away to an island where you can be whatever you want to be is universal. I think adults do it everyday. More often than ever. There are people who even play video games where they can be conquerers of demons and defenders of princesses in mystical lands where they become a hero. There are even games where you can become an ordinary person that is different from you. You can make up who you are, what you do and how popular you are. People make up on-line personas and become somebody different when chatting with people. There are people who are only gay when they travel to different cities or different countries where they can be an anonymous, single gay man on the prowl, rather than a miserable husband and father with a mortgage.

Max sails away to a new world and meets new, scary wild things. After sizing each other up and deciding whether to eat each other or not, it takes him about 20 seconds to start spouting off his new identity. King of Vikings, ruler of lands, special powers. He allows a crown to be put on his head, holds up a scepter and begins telling his subjects what to do.

Max enters their world already in a state of flux and disarray. Carol, the angriest and loudest of the beasts is destroying all of their houses. They have taken sides and Carol is left alone with only his sidekick to back him up, but even he seems unsure. You see bones of other kings in the fire, crown sitting atop the ashes of a fire pit. Max is not the only king to try to bring order to their chaotic world.

What a world to inherit and become ruler of. The subjects are fussy, needy, moody, irritable, jealous, impossible to please, insecure, impetuous and nervous. For an adult, these are the people we have to deal with every day. I thought of being the manager of an office and having all of these different personalities to please when all they think about are their own problems and worries. They pick on each other, they ignore other, they have affairs, they worry what other people think of them and think that others are constantly talking about them. Max has to make all of these creatures happy somehow. A task that the noblest of leaders could never achieve, no matter how many dirt clod wars or projects. New friends come into the group and you realize that the strongest of fraternal bonds can be torn to shreds in an instant.

I felt sympathy for Max who only wanted to build the perfect world for his new friends. A world free of all the problems. A world where everyone would work together everyday and sleep in a real pile every night. Idealistic, yes. But what more does an 8 year old have other than idealism? Max visits this "adult" world, but realizes that it's not time yet. He can't handle the responsibilities and the pressure of leading a group. Fortunately for Max, he knows that at any point he can go back. It's not time for him to discard his idealism. It's not time for him to take off his wolf pajamas and put on a suit and tie and head into the cynical world of adulthood.

In the end, Max realizes that the wild things are untamable, despite his best efforts and leaves. He becomes one of many kings to have come and gone from the island. He leaves it in the same state he found it. The wild things may have learned lessons from his reign, but probably not. They had fun, they had drama, they built another home, which Carol will probably begin destroying as soon as Max disappears over the horizon and the story comes full circle. Max learns that wild things can be loved, feared and hated, but they can never be tamed.













The movie reflected all of my regrets about my childhood and fears for the future. I, like many other 18-30 year olds am in between the childhood and adult stages. By all rights, I should be an adult, but I still have the freedom to go on a wild rumpus or act recklessly. But, I know that soon, I'll have all of the responsibilities of a real adult. My resolve is to hold on to that child-like sense of wonder and imagination that is too-often quelled by all of the self-doubt, insecurity and fear of adulthood. We are all lost boys. Afraid to grow up, too cool to be children and we're having too much fun to want to be adults. That's why this movie appeals to us.

Plus, the kid wears Converse. How utterly ironic.

Freitag, 16. Oktober 2009

daydreams

The sun shone in through the front of the coffee shop for a few minutes this morning. I realized how sick of that place I am, and yet I'm drawn to it and the thought of not working there makes me sad. I've been working there so long it's as much a part of me as this house or my friends. Then I realize I can't work there forever. I make minimum wage. I feel belittled sometimes. I daydream during work. Try to think of anywhere but standing behind the counter.

When I pull into the parking lot of South Salem Elementary, I feel normal. I don't try to imagine that I'm somewhere else. I try to imagine myself there, standing in front of a bunch of kids listening as I read them a book, or teach then a new word. I'm not making mocha frappes for people or cleaning the toilets or washing dishes.

But for now, it's just scraping by. Nickels and dimes, literally dropped in a tip jar. Counting up change and buying that much gas with it.

Sleep is a wonderful comfort. Warm blankets and oblivion.

Donnerstag, 15. Oktober 2009

I miss the stash...









rainy day

I just went for a run. I was sitting in my room wearing a hat, sweater, slippers and a scarf. and pants too. I figured some exercise might help. The heat's not on in the house. My little bathroom heater is filling my room with hot dry air. My life lately has been filled with alternating extremes of dread and hope. At times I feel scared that everything I'm doing in life is useless and that I'll never be able to succeed or make any money. Then other times, I think that everyone's life is filled with ups and downs.

I think about all the people with families depending on them losing their jobs. I think about the people making less then me raising a family. How do they do it?

I think of them and I feel hopeful. We have to feel hopeful, don't we? Even if it's empty hope it beats working some shitty job for minimum wage thinking that nothing better will ever happen.

I think I'm getting fat and that I've always been fat and never done anything about it. Then I think about people who don't have time to think about their weight because they're working too hard or trying to feed their families and the only thing they can afford is cheap, fattening foods because fresh food is too expensive.

I think about teaching and how it's my light at the end of the tunnel. I truly believe it will solve all my problems. It will give me a steady paycheck, keep me on a daily routine, weekends off, vacation time. It will give me a reason to be excited about waking up in the morning.

I think about when life slows down and nothing matters more than simple joys like a warm coffee in your hands or a hot shower. Or even having a roof over your head on a cold, rainy day.

The mind is always occupied with something...it might as well be something positive.

Dienstag, 13. Oktober 2009

New music

I've gotten into a lot of new music recently. Mostly because of Pitchfork.com's list of the best albums of the decade. I realized that in the first half of the decade, I was kinda blind to the whole "good" or "indie" scene. I also didn't listen to rap (except for Eminem). So, I've played a bit of catch up and gotten into some cool stuff.




Modest Mouse- The Moon and Antarctica
I always assumed that I didn't like Modest Mouse's older stuff. I really liked We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank and I assumed that their older stuff is way more punk and Isaac Brocks screaming. This album is full of gems. Especially "3rd Planet." The whole album makes me feel like I'm in some alternate universe free of gravity and this feeling of loneliness.














The Avalanches- Since I Left You
This is like a combination of Girl Talk, Incubus, ambien, Sufjan Stevens and Jay-Z. It flows like a rap album, the samples are varied and totally obscure and the beats make you want to dance during any and every decade, as long as you're doing something bad.













The Streets-Original Pirate Material
There's something charming about hearing this guy spit about smoking weed and playing Grand Torismo (on the hardest setting), ordering pizza, getting take away food and taking the piss out of the government. Unlike most rappers, he doesn't hate on specific people. Mostly, he rants about unfair policies in the government and how they make criminals out of non-violent, peaceful people (aka pot smokers). All of this while the same piano "loops over and over and over."













Outkast- Stankonia
Just a brilliant rap album. There will never be another album like it. It's the kind of album that people still bought as a CD instead of a download. The kind of album that takes you back and makes you forget the upheaval that occurred when George Bush took office and bombed Baghdad, then declare that their mission was accomplished. It's sad that 9 years later we realize that there never was a mission.












Hercules and Love Affair
This album is full of great dance music. This is more of a feeling album. I don't need to pay attention to what they're saying, it just makes me feel lighter and helps me forget my stress and worry. The songs with Antony Hegarty (from Antony and the Johnsons) are particularly touching. Such beauty and ambiguity in his voice. I can relate to that.













Basement Jaxx- Rooty
Again, great dance stuff. Electronica afro-beats and such. Just great.














I'll be posting more albums as time goes on. I just wanted to mess around with the format. Perhaps I'll do my own list. Everybody loves lists, right? How about a countdown?

Fallen Leaves

A man recently got beaten up in New York. People from Virginia assume that kind of thing happens all the time. People in Virginia get beaten up all the time. Sometimes it's a white guy beating up a white guy. Sometimes its a black guy beating up a black guy, sometimes it's a black girl beating up a white guy, or any combination of people. Most of the time, these people suffer penalties for their crimes. A weekend in jail, a fine. Depending on the circumstances.

A gay man recently got beaten up
in Queens, New York.
Beaten and hospitalized
days after Congress passed new "hate crime"
legislation.
Now, it's more illegal to beat up a gay person.
It's more illegal to beat up someone
because of who they are.

His lungs are collapsed
plate in his jaw, ribs broken
but stable. Two young men
on one old man.
Attack in the parking lot.

On a lighter note, Kenny Rogers and Wyclef Jean did a song together. How was I not aware of this?

Lots of free time. It's fall break. Nothing but work and hanging out in the cool weather. Watching the leaves change in an idyllic neighborhood. Telling myself I'm going to go for a run later, then never do. Walking is better anyway. Walking to the bar, kicking fallen leaves off the sidewalk.

Samstag, 3. Oktober 2009

comments

I've been checking regularly on the website current.com. I usually check on the show Infomania which dissects the news from the week, and has editorial pieces on things like twitter. My favorite portion, of course is "That's Gay" where they discus a particular facet of gay culture as it's displayed on TV. Most recently, "Coming Out." Brian Safi, the host, listed several ways to come out, like the "Coming Out Kamikaze" where you reveal that you're gay, and call someone else out too. Like, "I'm gay. and so are you!" Funny stuff.

Current.com also posts news from other sites. They might not always be the biggest news stories, but they take stories from a broad variety of news websites, including science. Below each news story, there's an opportunity for people to comment on them. Now, I've never been one to make comments on these sorts of things. I've just never seen the point on anonymously posting an ill-informed opinion about whatever the news story is. Mostly, it seems the people that do base their comments on their emotion reactions. They become so overcome by reaction that they fail to recognize that half the words they've written are misspelled and sometimes their comments don't even make sense.

The same goes, of course for YouTube where people become ever more indignant and they don't even have to read anything to become enraged, which I guess drops the intelligence level for the people posting the comments. The funniest part of all of these comments is when people comment on other people's comments. I particularly like the ones where some liberal will make a statement about freedom of speech or something and someone will say, "you shoud move to north korea where people lke you fit in!"

For Example:
wow, gore vidal is an idiot. movies have no thought? america is a dictatorship? habeas corpus no longer exists? america does not follow due process of law? and my favorite... his definition of "liberal"... favoring legislation tending toward greater democracy? really? that's the definition of liberal? what a joke. more like "favoring legislation, period." look at the all black suit and his smug "things fall apart" opening statement. this guy has his head completely up his ass.

ChuckBleedinNorris (3 days ago) 0 Reply
You sir, are a fucking idiot.

Gore Vidal is one of the most brutally honest and accurate men ever to walk this planet.

You will never ever hope to hold the amount of wisdom this man does in his little finger.

Mattenlamb (2 days ago) +1 Reply
Excellent grammar, fucktard.

So what began as an interview with an aging intellectual who has lived through 70+ years of life 2 World Wars, Vietnam, a dozen or so presidents, was good friends with John F. Kennedy, etc has degenerated into a shouting match between a fucktard, and a fucktard with poor grammar. What compels people to make such comments on a Gore Vidal interview must be the same reason why they would plaster their car with bumper stickers explaining, in detail, their political opinion on everything. These same people, to top it off, pay an annual fee to have a license plate explaining some detail about their life. Like " IHRTMYKD" I heart my Kid? or I hurt my Katie? I don't get it.

Why do people believe that anyone gives a crap about their opinions?

Please remember, there is a Comments section on this blog. Feel free to express yourself, fucktard.

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